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So you wanna make a CDquarium!
Okay, we are here to help. Read on.
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First buy a very dangerous
implement that gets hot. Be sure to have a large aloe plant to
help soothe the many horribly disfiguring
burns you are soon to enjoy.
Next, burn some pilot
holes into a perfectly good cakebox top. This will smell bad.
These fumes are highly toxic, and your children will look like
monkeybabies.
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To prevent monkeybabies,
it is a good idea to have a vasectomy or female equivalent before beginning
even one of these CDquariums. We recommend doctors, they are good at
things like this.
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Cut out the round thingie
in the middle. For this you will use a very sharp thingie. You
can start at the outer edges instead if you are the rebelious
type.
Be sure to have some
gauze, silk thread, and sharp needle of your choosing to stop
unwanted blood loss.
If you want
blood loss, you are good to go.
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Aloe plants make excellent
gauze holders.
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Congratulations! You
have now successfully removed the troublesome center thingie.
This is known in professional circles as "the navel".
Set the freshly amputated
bellybutton aside.
If you find yourself
dizzy from the smell, resist the urge to eat it.
It will hurt. Twice.
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Note that we still have the
sharp thingie out.
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